Original: $30.00
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$10.50The Story
What’s really living in the Kanawha River? Who knows, but we’re hoping it’s no more intimidating than this weird lil guy.
- Super soft, like your favorite vintage tee
- Classic crew neck, with a modern fit
- Hand-printed in Appalachia, West Virginia
- WRAP Certified + sweatshop free
- 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Machine wash. Tumble dry
- Available in unisex sizes S-3XL
Markus is 6'1 and is wearing a MEDIUM
Molly is 5'4 and is wearing a SMALL

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
What’s really living in the Kanawha River? Who knows, but we’re hoping it’s no more intimidating than this weird lil guy.
- Super soft, like your favorite vintage tee
- Classic crew neck, with a modern fit
- Hand-printed in Appalachia, West Virginia
- WRAP Certified + sweatshop free
- 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Machine wash. Tumble dry
- Available in unisex sizes S-3XL
Markus is 6'1 and is wearing a MEDIUM
Molly is 5'4 and is wearing a SMALL























